Exposing Our Pop Culture Hot Takes (Sandwich Artist)

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Welcome back to Sandwich Artist, the show where a new host every week makes us their favorite sandwich while answering questions that help us get to know them better. This week, Damien makes us a delicious breakfast sandwich while exposing one of his most controversial pop culture hot takes!

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  1. Tristan Wilson
    Tristan Wilson
    29 мүнөт мурун

    Love this series

  2. Bo Rihenna
    Bo Rihenna
    23 саат мурун

    damien was in a weird mood at the end there 😂😂😂

  3. Hector Jimenez
    Hector Jimenez
    Күн мурун

    ok but who else wants to the and/or the vanilla milk 👀

  4. Caroline Burnley
    Caroline Burnley
    Күн мурун

    Yessss Damien!!! Completely agree with the beatles

  5. Jasmine Birdo
    Jasmine Birdo
    Күн мурун

    I love Damien's personality so much lmaooo he's such a goofball

  6. Vincent Micheal
    Vincent Micheal
    Күн мурун

    was that the Caillou theme?

  7. paige blum
    paige blum
    2 күн мурун

    It's Blum house, thats my last name! You butchered it!! Noooo!! Lol, the the first one that Noah said, Ba-la-um

  8. XDSDDLord
    3 күн мурун

    Shane's hot take is why it's so important to talk to people with different perspectives, because I think that's an insider perspective that I've never considered before.

  9. Gabriel Cardoso
    Gabriel Cardoso
    3 күн мурун

    Does anyone hear the Cailou theme song In the background ?

  10. Daniel
    3 күн мурун

    damien, shayne and noah is amazing together. I love their politeness mixed with their scorching slaps!

  11. cedriczack
    3 күн мурун


  12. miguel freeman
    miguel freeman
    4 күн мурун

    Pleases more cooking shows.

  13. William Yeh the batman
    William Yeh the batman
    4 күн мурун

    can shayne be the next cook @Smosh Pit

  14. Mia Darlington
    Mia Darlington
    5 күн мурун

    I love Damien he’s my favourite

  15. Bryana Perry
    Bryana Perry
    5 күн мурун

    I too have had vanilla milk in my time.

  16. Jakub Kováč
    Jakub Kováč
    5 күн мурун

    Damien you should do a cooking show of recepies like that in Food wars style with like 180° camera while flipping the egg.

  17. Aarushi Jha
    Aarushi Jha
    5 күн мурун

    I hold it the same way, Shayne 😂

  18. trey smith
    trey smith
    6 күн мурун

    I wanna see jackie do this show

  19. Ross Cooper
    Ross Cooper
    6 күн мурун

    Such an underrated smosh pit show

  20. Wizardbacon2820
    6 күн мурун


  21. Namia
    6 күн мурун

    Damien has amazing HAAS-pitality

  22. memorless
    6 күн мурун

    Salami Raisin' Buns In The Morning

  23. Ross valenzuela
    Ross valenzuela
    7 күн мурун

    Keep doing this show, so calming lol

  24. Jack Foster
    Jack Foster
    7 күн мурун

    Anyone else hear caillou theme?

  25. Lecx Sim
    Lecx Sim
    8 күн мурун

    I'm thirsty for some Damien god damn it

  26. Lecx Sim
    Lecx Sim
    8 күн мурун

    I'm thirsty for some Damien god damn it

  27. Harry Searle
    Harry Searle
    8 күн мурун

    This was a proper good video tbh

  28. Logan Blackstock
    Logan Blackstock
    9 күн мурун

    Ok are they playing the Caillou theme song 9:10

  29. Breana Robbins
    Breana Robbins
    9 күн мурун

    Wholesome af.

  30. Ichiban Games
    Ichiban Games
    9 күн мурун

    Noah, Shayne, and Damien need their own show like this. Together they are awesome.

  31. DryBones271
    10 күн мурун

    I for one, would LOVe to try Damien's sandwich. Also you guys going to bring this back? Or....

  32. Michelle Dean
    Michelle Dean
    10 күн мурун

    i want 30 more of these

  33. Madalynne Melone
    Madalynne Melone
    10 күн мурун

    I just want to hang out with Damien for a day and cook and listen to podcasts.

  34. mali beee
    mali beee
    11 күн мурун

    I love this show so much. Recently I’ve been watching Smosh’s other content and it made me realize how real these people are. I relate to everyone in different ways and I just enjoy hearing them talk. It’s very soothing realizing these are normal people too.

  35. Jake Deal
    Jake Deal
    11 күн мурун

    Vanilla milk 😙👌

  36. Mediocre Game Reviewer
    Mediocre Game Reviewer
    11 күн мурун

    Please, not the Madonna comparison 🙄

  37. Kristin Kennedy
    Kristin Kennedy
    11 күн мурун

    Add jam! I love this show already. My favorite guys :)

  38. Storm Boy
    Storm Boy
    12 күн мурун

    Damien's sandwich should be called the so random sandwich. P.S. Ian should come on with his specialty sandwich, that would be 🔥🔥.

  39. Clark Campbell
    Clark Campbell
    12 күн мурун

    can't wait to see Shayne make a sandwich by putting protein powder between two grilled chicken breast fillets

  40. Darmond31
    13 күн мурун

    Please keep giving us these videos!

  41. Hadi Nasrallah
    Hadi Nasrallah
    14 күн мурун

    As a beatles fan i totally agree with damien

  42. Robert Glogowski
    Robert Glogowski
    14 күн мурун

    This just feels like a friendly morning breakfast chat on a nice cool calm summer morning and I need more of this.

  43. RC Collin
    RC Collin
    14 күн мурун

    When i make these sandwiches i toast the bagel in a pan with some butter. It adds such a nice flavor to the bagel. And it keeps that smooth texture.

  44. Arianzo teguh Saenz
    Arianzo teguh Saenz
    14 күн мурун

    Oh no .. it's gyarados ❤️❤️❤️

  45. DarthJangoPwnz
    15 күн мурун

    I’d totally watch Damiens cooking show. He could even have a crossover episode with Eat it or Yeet it.

  46. ElvieG Javalera
    ElvieG Javalera
    15 күн мурун

    Make Shane the next sandwich artist

  47. just smile
    just smile
    15 күн мурун

    Damien reminds me of Andy from Parks and Rec

  48. Cassidy Jackson
    Cassidy Jackson
    15 күн мурун


  49. Faux Mustache
    Faux Mustache
    15 күн мурун

    9:57 That's some ADHD symptoms. And I say that as I binge Smosh content while learning to knit clothes. I pick up a new game or hobby, put on a new YT channel or documentary or TV show on the side, and spend hours in a zen state.

    1. Faux Mustache
      Faux Mustache
      15 күн мурун

      11:08 is also super ADHD too!

  50. Tifannie Mcjay
    Tifannie Mcjay
    15 күн мурун

    Did.. did damien get a fuckin tattoo

  51. likemice
    15 күн мурун

    So next time cook the salami in maple syrup and soy sauce. Best of both worlds!

  52. Geoffry Modlin
    Geoffry Modlin
    17 күн мурун

    Damiens pure joy about them liking the sandwich just made me so happy.

  53. Abby. Bro
    Abby. Bro
    17 күн мурун

    Are they playing the cailou theme song??? Lol

  54. Tyler
    17 күн мурун

    Damien talking about the Beatles... I'm just thinking he's giving them too much credit. Their music does not sound good to me

  55. Zay Herro
    Zay Herro
    18 күн мурун

    Damien: cooks college food and does basic trick Noah: WOW!

  56. lunachick613 88
    lunachick613 88
    18 күн мурун

    Omg I never knew vanilla milk was something other people knew about I always thought I was just weird lol!

  57. lunachick613 88
    lunachick613 88
    18 күн мурун

    Noah knows u can go to the bakery of a grocery store and buy single bagels right?

  58. Jenn McMillan
    Jenn McMillan
    18 күн мурун

    Why not have Damien cook with Mythical Josh? That'd be a chaotic combo!

  59. Emily Erickson
    Emily Erickson
    18 күн мурун

    15:08 Shayne completely zoning out while watching his sandwich being assembled and then caught off guard when asked a question is a whole hangover brunch mood lol

  60. Morgan Clement
    Morgan Clement
    18 күн мурун

    I'll be honest, I loved this.

  61. Xew DiBenedetto
    Xew DiBenedetto
    18 күн мурун

    fav trio

  62. Bart Jo
    Bart Jo
    18 күн мурун

    Meat and greet bagel

  63. Gabe Walker
    Gabe Walker
    19 күн мурун

    I would make that but with a Costco everything bagel 👌

  64. Riley Larson
    Riley Larson
    19 күн мурун

    7:05 I do the same exact thing, it’s cuz my dad who’s left handed taught me to write idk if that’s why he does it

  65. construct apex
    construct apex
    19 күн мурун

    I need that apron

  66. Joe Gardner
    Joe Gardner
    19 күн мурун

    Put it in my mouth reboot

  67. Enja Ingenspeciell
    Enja Ingenspeciell
    19 күн мурун

    i LOVE this series. absolutely LOVE.

  68. Abril Brito Mones
    Abril Brito Mones
    19 күн мурун

    Apologies to the previous sandwich artists, but Damien has been the best so far. He’s a really good host 🥰

  69. Andy Silva
    Andy Silva
    19 күн мурун

    13:45 that's me and Waterworld

  70. Téo Cahoreau
    Téo Cahoreau
    19 күн мурун

    1:06 The best song in this channel.

  71. S Girl
    S Girl
    19 күн мурун

    This episode was amazing! I love this boys so much

  72. AlliZimm
    20 күн мурун

    Why is Damien basically my dream man 🥺

  73. YoonseOmg
    20 күн мурун

    i always find Damien to be incredibly relatable... but what kind of superpower would allow me to both cook and talk about shit at the same time... couldn't be me.

  74. Andrew Beck
    Andrew Beck
    20 күн мурун

    Can we get the recipe to vanilla milk?

  75. Albert Greene
    Albert Greene
    20 күн мурун

    Im gonna make that sando, and add some avocado and mustard.

  76. Hope
    20 күн мурун

    we need to start a gofundme for Damien's idea

  77. Bria Neale
    Bria Neale
    21 күн мурун

    I love how they are playing kio music in the background when Noah eats

  78. Christopher Tiller
    Christopher Tiller
    21 күн мурун

    I think this is my favorite show

  79. Charlie Wilkins
    Charlie Wilkins
    21 күн мурун

    Probably my favourite Smosh content since I started pandemic-watching the channel.

    22 күн мурун

    This was the best one in this series....

  81. Young Kid The Dude
    Young Kid The Dude
    22 күн мурун

    I love how I ended up watching this while starting nioh for the first time

  82. TheShippinati
    22 күн мурун

    5:24 has Meat Canyon energy lol

  83. max finnegan
    max finnegan
    22 күн мурун

    the background song when Noah gets his sandwich sounds like the calliou theme song

  84. cutter molaison
    cutter molaison
    22 күн мурун

    I came here to say that damien's hot take on the Beatles is something I have said for years and many people have gotten upset with me over so it's nice to have some validation that im not the only one

  85. Eternal Fable
    Eternal Fable
    22 күн мурун

    I knew a girl who was obsessed with the Beatles. She literally stopped talking to me when I told her I didn't like them. (I'm not a big fan of older music in general with some exceptions of course)

  86. Silver Baron
    Silver Baron
    23 күн мурун

    9:00 ciyou theme can't spell it but you know

  87. WellKanyeWestObviously
    23 күн мурун

    Hot take: Gatorade should be thicker

  88. M H
    M H
    23 күн мурун

    I’d watch hundreds of episodes of just Damien cooking for and chatting with smosh employees

  89. Biteituscum
    23 күн мурун

    Should of added cream cheese

  90. Your_Average_Lazer
    23 күн мурун

    Shaynes greatest idea is cats with more legs.

  91. Mie E
    Mie E
    23 күн мурун

    I need more of this

  92. Bryton Ott Mr Sun to Lapis Moon
    Bryton Ott Mr Sun to Lapis Moon
    23 күн мурун

    Uh but he owes goofy money yayyyyy ummmm helloooo

  93. Sillypplproductions2
    24 күн мурун

    The song that sounds similar to the Caillou theme song was slightly distracting to me lol. I couldn't unhear it once I noticed it

  94. Dallin Owens
    Dallin Owens
    24 күн мурун

    Do another one

  95. Wisco9er
    24 күн мурун

    Okay what the hell. Shayne was SO relatable in this. It felt like he knew what I'm always going through.

  96. Abigail E
    Abigail E
    24 күн мурун

    What is Shane referencing when he talks about the Salami in the pocket

  97. Kyrsten Lane
    Kyrsten Lane
    24 күн мурун

    Let me on the show to make my breakfast grilled cheese, I have done 3 whole adhd hyperfixation research sessions on grilled cheese and have perfected the recipe ORRRR LET ME SEND YOU MY GRILLED CHEESE RECIPE AND SOMEONE CAN MAKE IT IDC WHO

  98. Orry Goldsmith
    Orry Goldsmith
    24 күн мурун

    I make a similar sandwich! I use an Asiago bagel from Panera, it’s really good.

  99. MrDaolung
    24 күн мурун

    I wanna cook with Damien

  100. SuneTheMairn
    24 күн мурун

    Love this, it feels like hanging out with the smosh crew at lunch.